Secret Gossip and How to save someone from overdosing
I have decided to start writing about things from my personal life. I figure since its here on the world wide interweb, I can omit names and keep it rather anon. These days I'm not the most social, but I still keep in touch with my scandalous friends, over in Southern California where I am from. So I get the dirt, sometimes really good dirt. :)
The other day I was chatting on the phone with a girlfriend, and she was dishing some of the funniest gossip I have heard in a long time. Friend of a friend of a friend type thing, acquaintances I don't really know, but funny nonetheless.
I think I am really going to get off dishing the drama right here, because that is what the internet is for. :)
So I hear a couple people started dabbling in some hard drugs. Let's just call him Kyle, the other person being a girl named Maddy. Maddy happened to be a good friend of the now ex-girlfriend of Kyle, and the three of them used to hang out together a lot. Smoke a little, drink a little, but no three-way sex. No hard drugs, maybe some soft drugs, and lots of booze. Eventually Kyle becomes single, as he was too ADD to keep a girlfriend happy. And then comes the rebound.
One day Kyle runs into Maddy at a friend's house. They hadn't seen each other in a while, but Kyle always had a thing for Maddy. You know how that goes... as soon as a guy breaks up with a chick, he wants to fuck her hot friends, and vice versa. People really can be whores!
They end up partying, having a great time, and end up back at Maddy's place. Now let me tell you a little about this girl. Raised in a large, religious family, Maddy was a teenage alcoholic druggie slut who craves cock like nothing else. A skinny little hot piece of ass, she was known for disappearing at clubs to fuck some random guy. She was also known to sleep with several sex toys to keep her satiated when she was away from dick. She likes BIG toys.
So they are at Maddy's place, and its on. Kyle, knowing Maddy is a die hard loadie herself, offers up his new adoration, the speedball. A potent mixture of cocaine and heroin, the very cocktail that killed John Belushi. Maddy had heard rumors about Kyle's new found habits recently as well, and this surely didn't deter her from inviting him over. The offering was presented: a speedball filled syringe.
Kyle, being the gentleman he is, offered to shoot up Maddy and let her experience the rush. It didn't matter that he had craters on his face, or had lost 60 pounds in the last 6 months, this guy had some serious candy. So Maddy was a go, she was eager and curious to try the potent elixir, and they tied her off and got her ready.
Maddy takes the dose. Kyle gives it to her. What happens? She knocks out, starts to overdose. Maddy was used to popping pills, smoking pot, and drinking heavily. But she was no user of hard drugs such as heroin. Her mother was a nurse and she regularly stole pills from her stash. But this drug was just too much for her body, and she went limp.
Kyle panicked. And I do not know these people personally, or where Kyle learned this trick, but apparently it worked. He stripped her pants off, and shoved an ice cube up her ass.
When I heard this, I laughed for no less than 15 minutes, I swear. LO fucking L
It made me wonder, was it fast food ice? Did he crush the ice first?
So he shoved ice up her asshole, revived her, and then guess what happened? Well, her pants were already off.
As Maddy came back to consciousness, and was a bit shook up, Kyle took her into his arms. The emotions overwhelmed them, and since Maddy was naked from the waist down already, they ended up fucking. Granted, this was Kyle's ex girlfriend's one time best friend, so he knew all the dirty stories and lots of things she had done. This one was in the bag.
So they fucked all night, and thus was the beginning of a two week romance. Maddy was very shook up and didn't want to touch the hard drugs anymore, and it was just what Kyle needed. A new girl to "love" that would help steer him in the right direction. Some people are so weak.
They "cleaned up" by drinking vast amounts of vodka and meditating with some vicodin, and rolled around in their new found happiness. It wasn't long before Maddy came to her senses, dumped Kyle, and he went back on the junk. Last I heard, he was on probation and living in someone's garage. Maddy, probably fucked 5-10 other guys since then, so she moved on.
Now, back to the ice cube thing. Has anyone ever heard of that? Shoving an ice cube up someone's asshole to revive them. We can all think about the scene in Pulp Fiction where Uma Thurman is overdosing, and John Travolta takes her to the dealer's house for revival, in the form of an adrenaline shot. The tension in that scene is fabulous, as he jabs the needle in her heart and brings her back. I can only imagine Kyle and Maddy's scenario, it must have been wild!
I still laugh everytime this crosses my mind. I almost would like to see something like that, my perverted mind. It sounds almost difficult shoving an ice cube into a tight, wrinkly butthole. But hey, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. At least Kyle got his! LOL
The other day I was chatting on the phone with a girlfriend, and she was dishing some of the funniest gossip I have heard in a long time. Friend of a friend of a friend type thing, acquaintances I don't really know, but funny nonetheless.
I think I am really going to get off dishing the drama right here, because that is what the internet is for. :)
So I hear a couple people started dabbling in some hard drugs. Let's just call him Kyle, the other person being a girl named Maddy. Maddy happened to be a good friend of the now ex-girlfriend of Kyle, and the three of them used to hang out together a lot. Smoke a little, drink a little, but no three-way sex. No hard drugs, maybe some soft drugs, and lots of booze. Eventually Kyle becomes single, as he was too ADD to keep a girlfriend happy. And then comes the rebound.
One day Kyle runs into Maddy at a friend's house. They hadn't seen each other in a while, but Kyle always had a thing for Maddy. You know how that goes... as soon as a guy breaks up with a chick, he wants to fuck her hot friends, and vice versa. People really can be whores!
They end up partying, having a great time, and end up back at Maddy's place. Now let me tell you a little about this girl. Raised in a large, religious family, Maddy was a teenage alcoholic druggie slut who craves cock like nothing else. A skinny little hot piece of ass, she was known for disappearing at clubs to fuck some random guy. She was also known to sleep with several sex toys to keep her satiated when she was away from dick. She likes BIG toys.
So they are at Maddy's place, and its on. Kyle, knowing Maddy is a die hard loadie herself, offers up his new adoration, the speedball. A potent mixture of cocaine and heroin, the very cocktail that killed John Belushi. Maddy had heard rumors about Kyle's new found habits recently as well, and this surely didn't deter her from inviting him over. The offering was presented: a speedball filled syringe.
Kyle, being the gentleman he is, offered to shoot up Maddy and let her experience the rush. It didn't matter that he had craters on his face, or had lost 60 pounds in the last 6 months, this guy had some serious candy. So Maddy was a go, she was eager and curious to try the potent elixir, and they tied her off and got her ready.
Maddy takes the dose. Kyle gives it to her. What happens? She knocks out, starts to overdose. Maddy was used to popping pills, smoking pot, and drinking heavily. But she was no user of hard drugs such as heroin. Her mother was a nurse and she regularly stole pills from her stash. But this drug was just too much for her body, and she went limp.
Kyle panicked. And I do not know these people personally, or where Kyle learned this trick, but apparently it worked. He stripped her pants off, and shoved an ice cube up her ass.
When I heard this, I laughed for no less than 15 minutes, I swear. LO fucking L
It made me wonder, was it fast food ice? Did he crush the ice first?
So he shoved ice up her asshole, revived her, and then guess what happened? Well, her pants were already off.
As Maddy came back to consciousness, and was a bit shook up, Kyle took her into his arms. The emotions overwhelmed them, and since Maddy was naked from the waist down already, they ended up fucking. Granted, this was Kyle's ex girlfriend's one time best friend, so he knew all the dirty stories and lots of things she had done. This one was in the bag.
So they fucked all night, and thus was the beginning of a two week romance. Maddy was very shook up and didn't want to touch the hard drugs anymore, and it was just what Kyle needed. A new girl to "love" that would help steer him in the right direction. Some people are so weak.
They "cleaned up" by drinking vast amounts of vodka and meditating with some vicodin, and rolled around in their new found happiness. It wasn't long before Maddy came to her senses, dumped Kyle, and he went back on the junk. Last I heard, he was on probation and living in someone's garage. Maddy, probably fucked 5-10 other guys since then, so she moved on.
Now, back to the ice cube thing. Has anyone ever heard of that? Shoving an ice cube up someone's asshole to revive them. We can all think about the scene in Pulp Fiction where Uma Thurman is overdosing, and John Travolta takes her to the dealer's house for revival, in the form of an adrenaline shot. The tension in that scene is fabulous, as he jabs the needle in her heart and brings her back. I can only imagine Kyle and Maddy's scenario, it must have been wild!
I still laugh everytime this crosses my mind. I almost would like to see something like that, my perverted mind. It sounds almost difficult shoving an ice cube into a tight, wrinkly butthole. But hey, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. At least Kyle got his! LOL
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