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Zombie Porn

noreply@blogger.com (Cherrylula) — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 18:05:00 +0000

Since Halloween is coming here is a little Zombie Porn! ;)

Secret Gossip and How to save someone from overdosing

noreply@blogger.com (Cherrylula) — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 15:19:00 +0000

I have decided to start writing about things from my personal life. I figure since its here on the world wide interweb, I can omit names and keep it rather anon. These days I'm not the most social, but I still keep in touch with my scandalous friends, over in Southern California where I am from. So I get the dirt, sometimes really good dirt. :)

The other day I was chatting on the phone with a girlfriend, and she was dishing some of the funniest gossip I have heard in a long time. Friend of a friend of a friend type thing, acquaintances I don't really know, but funny nonetheless.

I think I am really going to get off dishing the drama right here, because that is what the internet is for. :)

So I hear a couple people started dabbling in some hard drugs. Let's just call him Kyle, the other person being a girl named Maddy. Maddy happened to be a good friend of the now ex-girlfriend of Kyle, and the three of them used to hang out together a lot. Smoke a little, drink a little, but no three-way sex. No hard drugs, maybe some soft drugs, and lots of booze. Eventually Kyle becomes single, as he was too ADD to keep a girlfriend happy. And then comes the rebound.

One day Kyle runs into Maddy at a friend's house. They hadn't seen each other in a while, but Kyle always had a thing for Maddy. You know how that goes... as soon as a guy breaks up with a chick, he wants to fuck her hot friends, and vice versa. People really can be whores!

They end up partying, having a great time, and end up back at Maddy's place. Now let me tell you a little about this girl. Raised in a large, religious family, Maddy was a teenage alcoholic druggie slut who craves cock like nothing else. A skinny little hot piece of ass, she was known for disappearing at clubs to fuck some random guy. She was also known to sleep with several sex toys to keep her satiated when she was away from dick. She likes BIG toys.

So they are at Maddy's place, and its on. Kyle, knowing Maddy is a die hard loadie herself, offers up his new adoration, the speedball. A potent mixture of cocaine and heroin, the very cocktail that killed John Belushi. Maddy had heard rumors about Kyle's new found habits recently as well, and this surely didn't deter her from inviting him over. The offering was presented: a speedball filled syringe.

Kyle, being the gentleman he is, offered to shoot up Maddy and let her experience the rush. It didn't matter that he had craters on his face, or had lost 60 pounds in the last 6 months, this guy had some serious candy. So Maddy was a go, she was eager and curious to try the potent elixir, and they tied her off and got her ready.

Maddy takes the dose. Kyle gives it to her. What happens? She knocks out, starts to overdose. Maddy was used to popping pills, smoking pot, and drinking heavily. But she was no user of hard drugs such as heroin. Her mother was a nurse and she regularly stole pills from her stash. But this drug was just too much for her body, and she went limp.

Kyle panicked. And I do not know these people personally, or where Kyle learned this trick, but apparently it worked. He stripped her pants off, and shoved an ice cube up her ass.

When I heard this, I laughed for no less than 15 minutes, I swear. LO fucking L

It made me wonder, was it fast food ice? Did he crush the ice first?

So he shoved ice up her asshole, revived her, and then guess what happened? Well, her pants were already off.

As Maddy came back to consciousness, and was a bit shook up, Kyle took her into his arms. The emotions overwhelmed them, and since Maddy was naked from the waist down already, they ended up fucking. Granted, this was Kyle's ex girlfriend's one time best friend, so he knew all the dirty stories and lots of things she had done. This one was in the bag.

So they fucked all night, and thus was the beginning of a two week romance. Maddy was very shook up and didn't want to touch the hard drugs anymore, and it was just what Kyle needed. A new girl to "love" that would help steer him in the right direction. Some people are so weak.

They "cleaned up" by drinking vast amounts of vodka and meditating with some vicodin, and rolled around in their new found happiness. It wasn't long before Maddy came to her senses, dumped Kyle, and he went back on the junk. Last I heard, he was on probation and living in someone's garage. Maddy, probably fucked 5-10 other guys since then, so she moved on.

Now, back to the ice cube thing. Has anyone ever heard of that? Shoving an ice cube up someone's asshole to revive them. We can all think about the scene in Pulp Fiction where Uma Thurman is overdosing, and John Travolta takes her to the dealer's house for revival, in the form of an adrenaline shot. The tension in that scene is fabulous, as he jabs the needle in her heart and brings her back. I can only imagine Kyle and Maddy's scenario, it must have been wild!

I still laugh everytime this crosses my mind. I almost would like to see something like that, my perverted mind. It sounds almost difficult shoving an ice cube into a tight, wrinkly butthole. But hey, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. At least Kyle got his! LOL

the Obama Dildo

noreply@blogger.com (Cherrylula) — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 17:25:00 +0000

Yes, you might have seen these things, they are the official "Head of State" sex toy dildos, created to honor our new President Obama. See the resemblance?

We'd like to thank the lovely and talented Delia who let use use these pics to demonstrate how exciting all this new change really is...

you can also see the entire photo set at Delia's site.

Wanna last longer in bed? I can help you!

noreply@blogger.com (Cherrylula) — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 21:16:00 +0000

Most guys these days are so busy working hard in this terrible economic crisis, they just don't have much time to work on their sexual stamina. Friday rolls around, and by the time they kick their shoes off and eat some dinner, they are ready to pop off a load in about 2.5 minutes. But now there is an easy solution for guys who want a discreet and simple way to pleasure their cocks when the girlfriend or wife is too busy herself to work the tube steak. Its called a Fleshlight. The easy way to get yourself ready for Friday night fucking fun.

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So if you want to last longer in bed, try the Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit, you won't be disappointed. :)

The one good thing about the USA being at war is....

noreply@blogger.com (Cherrylula) — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 17:36:00 +0000

Lonely Military Wives!

There are literally hundreds of lonely military wives out there on the internet, and they're horny and need affection. Its not cheating if its on the internet, right?

For example, here is Jeanette:

She recently bleached her hair blonde and started masturbating for other guys on her webcam. No, she doesn't charge by the minute like many cam girls, she does it for personal satisfaction. Her husband is away being a freedom fighter, and he doesn't even mind that she has virtual sex with other guys on the internet, as long as its not in person. So Jeanette went out and bought a bunch of really sexy clothes to model on her personal page, and is enjoying herself while hubby is away.

Would you have live webcam sex with Jeanette? She looks like a nasty one!

Chubby Brunette with Huge Boobs and Fried Egg Nipples

noreply@blogger.com (Cherrylula) — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 00:03:00 +0000

Would you eat these for breakfast?

Some guys really like super extra large natural boobs on a girl. The brunette in these pictures has some of the biggest natural tits I've ever seen. They are like big plump balloons, waiting to be fondled and played with. She has large fried egg nipples, ready to be sucked on, and cocks rubbed on.

Would you shoot your load on her tits?

Where to find sluts with FREE webcams

noreply@blogger.com (Cherrylula) — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 23:47:00 +0000

So you've probably explored the sleazy part of the internet by now (if you got to this site you sure did), and know all about the cam sluts out there who want you to pay by the minute to chat with them. Did you know there are huge dating sites out there, with chicks who have FREE webcams, and like to be watched because they actually enjoy it? Its not a myth, and there are hundreds of them. You don't need to join some fancy website that promises you access to a mind fuck of sites that *still* don't have any chicks with free webcams in them.

You have to join a dating site! THIS ONE! And you'll meet chicks, even local sluts, and they are giving it away for free. For example:

This is Shelly the 25 year old sex addict. This horny slut works at an office job in the daytime, but at night she turns on her webcam and entertains hundreds of men.

Click here to browse local sluts in your area who need lots of attention and dick

What is CFNM? Let me tell you

noreply@blogger.com (Cherrylula) — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 22:26:00 +0000

From my favorite new sites, CFNM Secret:

C.F.N.M. Stands for "Clothed Female Nude Male". In this secret C.F.N.M. club, you will see some of Cali's hottest MILFS that love to play with their boy toys. These ladies are the boss and play with cock when and where they want. If you want to see some super horney MILFS work a cock like you’ve never seen before, then scroll down and take a look.

I believe this fetish was started with cock starved women and male strippers. They want a hot guy to exploit and have their way with him. From the videos I watched, it seems like the guys don't mind being taken advantage of too much. :)

This is a seriously hot site unlike others. Really. Check out CFNM Secret and you'll see!

UPDATE: Yet another hot site in this niche: CFNM Max

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Slutty Sin-D Luv on the prowl for fresh meat

noreply@blogger.com (Cherrylula) — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 16:58:00 +0000

This girl! Sin-D Luv always looking for a "new guy to fuck." So here are her pics. She took a 45 minute hot shower and used a brand new razor to get her snizz super smooth before we took these pictures. She hardly ever wears underwear, and likes to see how guys react when she flashes them her bare, shaved clam. This girl will be rubbing her pussy all over at a party by the end of the night. She'll get super freaky and take on two or three guys at a time, in the back of a van. Sin-D is the kind of girl that has no shame when it comes to fucking, and she always gets around. She has a profile on every social network online you can think of, party pics and all. You can flip through all of her flickr pics, and watch cell phone videos of her making out with her girlfriends on the dance floor. All that and more.

Do you want to see pictures of this primadonna pussy slut who calls herself Sin-D? click here to see her profile, or below for pics.

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Geek Girl Sex

noreply@blogger.com (Cherrylula) — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 15:28:00 +0000

This site features horny geek sluts with glasses and nice hair, in some really hot fuck scenes. It is not an uncommon fantasy with the slutty office chicks in their day job outfits, with neat hair do's and an underlying desperation to do anything but what they are supposed to be doing. These females are all dirty whores, and yet they play good girls with day jobs most of the time. The right place and time, these chicks are total sluts. As can be seen in this really hot site, and its fresh new content shot in high definition.

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Happy Halloween

noreply@blogger.com (Cherrylula) — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 17:43:00 +0000

Happy Halloween to all of you pervy costume lovers out there. Since Halloween falls on a friday this year, no doubt the entire weekend will be filled with wild and horny debauchery. I wish the best of times to all of you Halloween Porn Freaks out there. Maybe you can have casual sex with a local slut all dressed up like a slut maid or dirty witch!

The best time I ever had on Halloween, I woke up in a red spandex devil girl costume smelling like tequila, and my horns were missing. I was lying on a strange couch, and there where what looked like half dead strippers passed out all over the room. I vaguely recalled the night before, and was smiling as I got the hell out of there...

Cherrylula's Blog

noreply@blogger.com (Cherrylula) — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 16:13:00 +0000

I'm Cherrylula and I approve this message.

This is the first post in my blog. :)

Now I am going to get to work on it.

Cheers!